Ashton Kutcher as a BILLIONAIRE internet mogal on Two and a Half Men?

"You can roll manure in powdered sugar but it still ain't a jelly doughnut."
~ Berta




In other news?
Exxon-Mobil announced that it plans to lay off 25 U.S. Congressmen?
Shell and BP are considering similar cutbacks?
Exxon Toy Tanker Truck