How do you say Honorificabilitudinitatibus?

[on-a-rif-ick-a-bill-ee-too-dee-tart-ee-bis]

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches...
You might live
in North Dakota.


If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there...
You might live in North Dakota.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time...
You must live in North Dakota.

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord...
You might live in North Dakota...
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